“For decades, Washington has worried about who has the president’s ear. With Donald Trump, we may need to ask a different question: Who has the printer?”
Washington has discovered the most powerful office supply in America.
Her name is Natalie Harp, Donald Trump’s executive assistant, traveling aide, social-media helper, information gatekeeper, and, remarkably, the person known around Trumpworld as the “human printer.”
That nickname is real.
Satire has once again arrived at work only to discover reality already sitting at its desk.
Trump likes reading things on paper, so Harp reportedly keeps him supplied with printed articles, social-media posts, messages, and whatever else might need to penetrate the presidential information bubble. She also helps manage his Truth Social operation and has extraordinary access to him.
The United States has intelligence agencies, Cabinet departments, economists, scientists, diplomats, military commanders, and thousands of policy experts.
But if you really want the president’s attention, apparently the winning strategy is:
Print it out.
Preferably something flattering.
Harp’s unusual proximity to Trump became national gossip after Sen. Jon Ossoff mocked the president at a Georgia rally, saying Trump would rather build his ballroom and “travel with Natalie” than do his job.
That set Washington buzzing about their relationship.
There is no public evidence establishing an affair, and frankly, the gossip is less interesting than the actual arrangement.
The real story is that an executive assistant appears to occupy an extraordinary position inside the information pipeline surrounding the president of the United States. She travels with him, helps manage his communications, supplies material for him to read, and was reportedly among the small group moved with Trump to another aircraft during a security scare in Turkey.
Cabinet officials were not included.
The human printer was.
Somewhere, the secretary of state is wondering whether he should start carrying extra toner cartridges.
Every president relies on trusted aides. That is normal.
Trump’s system is different because loyalty has always been his favorite qualification. Praise gets expedited shipping. Bad news goes straight to customs.
In most White Houses, gatekeepers determine which national-security briefings, policy memos, and senior officials require the president’s attention.
In Trump’s White House, the job may occasionally amount to deciding which article gets printed large enough for him to notice before lunch.
Harp reportedly earned Trump’s trust through fierce personal loyalty, which makes perfect sense.
Trump does not particularly need someone walking into the Oval Office saying, “Mr. President, the evidence contradicts you.”
He needs someone saying:
“Mr. President, I found another article saying you were right.”
Print.
The funniest part came when reporters began asking questions and Trumpworld reacted with outrage. Suddenly, Republicans discovered that personal insinuations are degrading, gossip is inappropriate, and presidents deserve privacy.
An inspiring moral awakening.
Apparently the new rules took effect Tuesday.
But Harp herself is almost beside the point.
The real story is the presidential ecosystem she represents, one where access, loyalty, information, flattery, and power can become strangely intertwined.
For decades, Washington has worried about who has the president’s ear.
With Donald Trump, we may need to ask a different question:
Who has the printer?
A related thought: Politics may show us ego on a grand scale, but the same little voice operates inside all of us. In my new booklet, I Am Mike’s Ego, I take a humorous, personal look at the part of the mind that worries, judges, clings, controls, and insists on being right. Understanding that voice may be one small place where building a better world begins.
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I’m not a psychologist, but this lady scares me. (Has she been fully vetted?) An obsession of this magnitude cannot be construed as mere devotion. One possibility is what I would call “reverse narcissism”. She is beautiful because she is the epitome of selflessness: He is “all that matters” to her. You might say she sees herself as a Saint of the cult, which is pretty twisted, but it agrees with what psychologists say about identity fusion.
Here’s the scary part: When the over-the-edge adulation stops getting her what she wants — reciprocal love — Harp may display narcissistic collapse. Such a person is unpredictable at best, and as you said, she has “extraordinary access” to Trump.
Right now, the energy of this relationship is running in the right directions: She continues to provide services that make her very life more valuable than several others on the plane in Turkey; He defends her like a lover or even a spouse, particularly against the innocuous questions from female journalists.
What happens when Trump tires of her, as he has done with just about everything in his life, especially women? I don’t want to be there on the day they take Harp’s security badge away. Trust me. You don’t want to be either.
Adulation. Sycophancy. Fawning, unquestioning loyalty.
And competence?