Reverse Migration, Forward Grift: A Holiday Special From The Trump–Putin Shopping Network

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There is a particular sound a collapsing regime makes. It is the sound of papers shuffling, shredders humming, private jets warming up, and Jared Kushner asking if anyone has Verizon coverage in Moscow. You can almost hear it over the din of Trump posting in all caps about immigrants while his approval rating tries to tunnel its way into the earth’s mantle.

Apparently, the new governing philosophy is very simple: while the polls burn, loot the map.

So, in the spirit of year-end clearance, the Trump administration has rolled out the Mariupol Mega Sale, staffed by Special Envoy Steve Witkoff and permanent son-in-law in residence Jared Kushner. They are reportedly en route to Moscow to tell Vladimir Putin that, in exchange for some nice business opportunities, the United States is willing to recognize Russia’s theft of Crimea and big chunks of eastern Ukraine.

It is the foreign policy equivalent of a Black Friday doorbuster. All you have to surrender is the postwar international order and the basic idea that you cannot just murder your neighbor and move the fence.

The plan itself appears to have been drafted by the Kremlin’s Real Estate and Pillage Department. Crimea, most of the four Ukrainian oblasts, no NATO membership, and a military that can never again scare Putin at brunch. Ukraine gets, in return, the privilege of surrendering on American letterhead. The State Department, which had nothing to do with any of this, is apparently somewhere in the background, blinking Morse code for help.

Because this is reality and not satire, the scheme was carried to Kyiv by the Secretary of the Army, a man who is supposed to be in charge of payroll, uniforms, and making sure the tanks have gas, not freelance diplomacy on behalf of Jared’s next venture fund. He warned Ukraine that they are losing and must settle, which is a bit like the fire chief dropping by your burning house to say that, unfortunately, your insurance company has partnered with the arsonist.

Meanwhile, transcripts leak. Witkoff is on the phone with a Kremlin adviser explaining how to flatter Trump into giving Russia Ukrainian land. Another call has a Putin ally promising that the American peace plan will be as close as possible to Russia’s wish list, which is a polite way of saying that if Moscow wrote “please annex everything not nailed down,” Jared brought the pen.

The punchline arrives courtesy of the Wall Street Journal, which reports that our peace entrepreneurs were not just freelancing foreign policy, they were designing a side door around national security officials to cut multibillion-dollar deals in energy and rare-earth minerals. Nothing says America First like handing Putin a wedge to split the Western alliance in exchange for a nice slice of Arctic drilling rights and a VIP table at the oligarch yacht show.

On the home front, while the grifters tried to redraw borders, Trump spent Thanksgiving screaming online about immigrants. A refugee from Afghanistan, vetted by his own administration and granted asylum after risking his life for the United States, becomes the new starring villain in the Fox News holiday special. Trump blames Biden, the airlift, the deep state, the usual cast. Everyone except the person who signed the Doha Agreement in the first place.

Then the posts really spiral. Immigrants are painted as an invading horde of criminals, mental patients, and cartel mascots, single-handedly responsible for bad schools, crime, housing shortages, and the fact that Trump’s lawyers keep losing in court. He promises to pause migration from all so-called Third World countries, strip citizenship from people who are not a “net asset,” and deport anyone who is “non compatible with Western Civilization.”

Fun historical side note: The last time a major leader started revoking citizenship from disfavored groups, it did not end with a tasteful rebrand and a new logo. It ended with trains. But sure, let us try it again, this time with more merch.

Not to be outdone, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth reportedly instructed special operations forces to “kill everybody” on a small narcotics boat, then dismissed concerns about civilian slaughter as fake news. Later that same news cycle, Trump pardoned a former president of Honduras convicted of shoveling literal tons of cocaine into the United States, with the slogan “MAKE HONDURAS GREAT AGAIN.” The message to the world could not be clearer: if you are a poor refugee, you are a threat to civilization. If you are an elite trafficker with the right political connections, you are a branding opportunity.

Senators are now promising vigorous oversight, a phrase that in this context feels less like accountability and more like lighting a scented candle in a burning building. Somewhere between the Crimea clearance sale, the immigrant purge fantasy, and the floating war crimes, you can feel the center of democratic governance trying to remember what it was like to have a spine.

Trump tells his followers that only reverse migration can fix America, that everyone who does not love his version of the country will not be here for long. In a sense, he is right, just not the way he thinks.

The more this administration sells out allies, shreds the law, and treats human beings as disposable inventory, the more it is telling the world that it is the one that cannot love what America actually is. A pluralistic republic, not a family cartel with a nuclear arsenal.

Reverse migration indeed. At this point, the rest of us are just trying to keep the country from being deported from itself.

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